Are you a badass?

You keep talking about what a badass alpha you are but all I ever see you do is consume and take from others. You make no contribution to the world or even the people who supported you.

You are not a wolf; you are a parasite.

And you are only fooling yourself.

Letter to the insects in my home

Dear spiders and centipedes who live in my home,

I go out of my way not to step on you. I wish you would extend to me the same courtesy.

Love,
Me

#last night a centipede took a shortcut across my chest

# second time that spider climbed on me tonight

3 things make Thansgiving for me

So I ended up spending pretty much all day yesterday either lounging in a bubble bath or immersed in the book I’m devouring (surprising because I can usually read a book in less than a day). As a result, I spent much of today cooking my three Thanksgiving necessities: turkey, wild rice & sweet potato pie. I’m now trying to patiently wait for it to cool down so my fresh whipped cream (with just a splash of bourbon) doesn’t melt all over it.

Strawberry shortcake

Made strawberry shortcake. Heavy on the strawberries.  (:

I’m outta here!

One of the nice things about being completely on your own is that you can take extended vacations and no one gives a shit. I don’t have anyone complaining that I will be gone too long, that they will miss me, or that will even give a crap if I make it back at all should my complete lack of caution catch up with me one of these trips.

So, with that, I’m outta here. Most of the people who follow me on here seem to have abandoned tumblr a long time ago. There are some things in the queue for those of you who are still around. Otherwise I should be back in just under a month.

Two all around: peace, deuces & keep ‘em down.

CONvergence

Don't know who's photo this is but AMAZING! Let me know if you know the owner so I can give credit.

Gone again.  This time for CONvergence.  Another week of debauchery and booze. 

I would so wear the fuck out of this.  Makes me want to learn how to knit!