Perfectly reasonable

Any reasonable person would find it perfectly logical that I sat around enjoying wine, cheese & crackers while waiting for my new elliptical trainer to be delivered. Ditto having a double caramel Magnum bar while I figure out the assembly.

After all, I bought it because I like to eat!

My hair

With long hair I can only manage two styles: the messy ponytail (not the cute version, the homeless baglady one) and the sexy, just finished a wild fucking tousled look. Unless I pay good money at the salon, there is no in-between.

This does nothing to support my I-am-awesome-give-me-a-better-job search.

Goddess

Sure, you will break my heart,

but don’t ever forget, there are people around the world who call me Goddess.

You may make me cry but you will never really harm me.

Resolutions

Turns out that I am not above pulling my truck over to let the driver of a car in the ditch know that I would have pulled him out if he hadn’t been such a douchebag at the intersection a block ago.

Gotta save some improvements for 2016.

My rides

I realized this morning what a shame it is that I am not someone who gets my identity and self-esteem from the vehicles I own. 

I have a Harley Davidson, a ‘70s muscle car and now a big 4x4 pick-up. That’s a trifecta of sexy vehicles right there. Toss in a babe driving them and it is pure awesomeness.

What is your favorite vehicle? Tell me in the comments. 

All bad things must come to an end

I don’t buy concert tee shirts any more but I couldn’t resist this.

All the more fitting because a group of us got concert tickets and went to the show to celebrate my nephew being cancer-free for two years. The theme fits the song perfectly.  

Gone again

Another month, another adventure.

Most people don’t travel from the Twin Cities to San Diego via Chicago but I am. Gonna drive Route 66 from start to finish. Then will pop down to Mexico and end up at Camp Pendleton in time to watch my nephew graduate from bootcamp.

I offered essentially a free trip (all they had to do was pay for their own food) to a few people whom I thought might want to join me but I was wrong. Going on my own. Geocaching and hacking Ingress portals all along the way.

I’m outta here.

Two all around. 
Peace, deuces, keep ‘em down.

Good riddance

I am a kind, beautiful, intelligent and strong woman. I am generous to a fault. I will move mountains to help anyone I care about. So, if you, in any way, feel that I am a burden in your life, just let me know. You are free to leave and I won’t chase you a single step. You’re the one who will be missing out.

Three strikes and you are out

Have this dude (can’t even bring myself to call him a man at this point) that (supposedly) REALLY wants to go out with me. We have a lot of the same interests and he is both intelligent and well-read. But it’s just not going to happen.

The first time we got together, he contacted me an hour before our date to let me know our restaurant was busy and so he wanted to move it to a different location where there wouldn’t be a wait (really? You don’t think we could have had a drink and chatted while we waited at the restaurant I suggested? Why bother asking me where I want to go?)

The second time, he contacted me a couple nights before our date to let me know he had some dietary restrictions due to a medical problem and we’d have to change plans. (You can’t just order food accordingly?)

Today he contacted me about our plans Saturday because he had to have a tooth pulled yesterday and he doesn’t know what he will be able to eat by the weekend.

I’m just finding this all to be irritating as hell. You’re telling me there isn’t a single thing on the menu you could manage to suffer through? It’s not like we were going to a steak house or rib joint (and even if we were you couldn’t figure out soup, potato and ice cream or something?) And every single time the plans were to be changed from my choice to some place he wanted.

I replied that we could just grab a beverage at a coffee shop. His response? Do they have something besides coffee or tea? I don’t like those…

I suggested he call them to find out. I’ve never been to this one before and have no interest in taking him to one where I’m a regular. I’m done.

I will follow through with my commitment Saturday but after coffee I’ll be treating myself to an early dinner at the place we originally had plans.

This dude is way to much work and I have little respect for people who whine and don’t honor what they say they will do.

Doesn’t help that he kept trying to talk me into bigger plans when he couldn’t even manage to go to dinner as scheduled. smh

Surprise!

I’m out of here yet again.  

Yep, third trip this summer. I’ve been gone more than I have been home.  

This time I am off to D.C. where I get to be someone’s birthday surprise.

 I am taking with an extra bag to bring MN to the people I am visiting. Can't wait!